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'Bank Improvement Loans'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

"You're welcome."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'

Texturing the Walls