Living Room Visionary T-Shirts

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

'Handyman's Special'

Doulton Canada Geese

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

"John B.: Best Entertainment Value for under $1.79"

'Ever since we bought thet blasted water bed we've been drifting apart!'

Conducting the Orchestra on the TV

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

'One day son, all this will be protesters.'

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Piano Sink

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

'Bank Improvement Loans'

"We could easily sell this place—it shows nicely."

'And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!'

'Honestly how ridiculous! It says here that men who read out snippets from the newspaper are frustrated orators!'

Bagshaw & Sons Painters & Decorators - Working towards the door.

'This smaller one is ideal if you're worried about reducing your carbon footprint.'

"It's a new decorating magazine called 'In Your Dreams'...homes completely out of our price range filled with stuff we couldn't possibly afford!"