Visionary Home Designer T-Shirts

"Imagine both the house and the blueprint."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Not to mention the park view."

'Handyman's Special'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Doulton Canada Geese

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I love what you've done with him."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

"Mobile Tree Home"

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

Home Ship Home

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

Future Homes

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

Piano Sink

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

I know, but it's code.

We're looking for something with a more open floor plan.