Visionary Home Designer T-Shirts

"Imagine both the house and the blueprint."

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Not to mention the park view."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

'Handyman's Special'

"I love what you've done with him."

Doulton Canada Geese

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Mobile Tree Home"

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Home Ship Home

"I'm sorry, madam, but these units are for display purposes only."

"If you want a skylight, it's a skylight."

"After the kids moved out I had the house redesigned to reflect the real me."

Future Homes

'Forget what it looks like now. Think of what it will look like after you've put 10 years of loving care and back-breaking labor into it.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

Piano Sink

"Visionary architect or rotten mathematician, the jury's still out."

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'