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Another over-do-it-yourself project.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

"I love what you've done with him."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

'How are you doing on your side?'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

'So this is a kitchen!'

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"People don't live like that anymore."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'