Creative Home Designer Gifts

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Pollock Painting Company

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"I love what you've done with him."

'How are you doing on your side?'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

'No, we did not order a corner unit.'

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

They're nice, but they lack the charm of an older home

"Is this the first time you've put wallpaper up?"

'So this is a kitchen!'

You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.

"People don't live like that anymore."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

'Nothing yet - that multi-storey is putting people off.'