Creative Home Decorator Gifts

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Moving in

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Two portraits kissing each other

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."