Artsy Home Decorator Gifts

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Tedious Romantic.

Two portraits kissing each other

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."