Artistic Decorator Gifts

"Last year it was macrame, this year it's Christianity"

Snowglobe In Summer

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

A new meaning in the Roman

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

Cat Plastic Canvas Decoration Hungry for Bird Plastic Canvas Decoration

Easter Island Decorating

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Painting the Ceiling

Use your imagination.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"You're welcome."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I'm starting to think stripes."