Artful Wall Decorator Gifts

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Use your imagination.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"You're welcome."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Too bright."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

The Pencil and Sharpener