Creative Decorators Gifts

'How are you doing on your side?'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Shelter Cat Nap

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Quick, press control Z!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

Curtains haberdashery