Imaginative Decorator Gifts

"I had the most marvellous dream last night. The whole world was done over in wall-to-wall carpeting."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Shelter Cat Nap

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Mice Cream

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Pollock Painting Company

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'How are you doing on your side?'

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

A new meaning in the Roman

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Jumble Sale

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Home Sweet Home.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Violin Playing Snowman.