Dreamy Decorator Gifts

Shelter Cat Nap

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Ever thought of having the place re-carpeted?'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

I love what you've done with your hare.

Modern Parents

'How are you doing on your side?'

A new meaning in the Roman

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

Home Sweet Home.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'One good thing about this place is that I can honestly say I own everything as far as the eye can see.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.

Surreal war artist.

"He loves me!"

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."