Joyful Decorator Gifts

Christmas Tree

Celebrate EVERYTHING

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I love these old decorations!"

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Mice Cream

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."