Playful Decorator Gifts

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

"'We should get a trampoline' you said, 'It'll be fun' you said!"

Jumble Sale

Mice Cream

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'

'I dyed the toilet water green for St. Patrick's Day!'

"Side effects include excessive scratching of furniture and increased running around the house for no reason."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

The Hammer

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'The roof needs icing.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.