Playful Interior Designer Gifts

'Pssst. Go play in your new fun house or you'll hurt daddy's feelings.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Duvet nailed to the floor.

Mice Cream

"I love what you've done with him."

Modern Parents

Snow Bridge.

'It's all about location, location, location!'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Buying the largest TV on the market was a good idea. Mounting it was not."

Jumble Sale

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

Duck in a bathtub

"I love what you've done to the place."

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

Budget Recliner

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

Oh wow. Love your work.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Edward? Can I play with your stuff?"

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

'Too small for Santa I'm afraid-but with a fishing rod you would be a WOW in our roof garden!'