Interior Designer At Heart Gifts

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"I'm thinking about a complete makeover. An extra wick or two and a scent infusion."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Home depot."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Fittd shēt

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Getting to Know You

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'