Interior Designer Gifts

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

'Being open-plan allows us to bounce ideas around and communicate more freely as a group.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?"

'Is this a piece of artwork or one of our charts?'

Ceiling Paint

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

"So how do you like these new cylindricals?"

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

Summer Decorating

'This guy's FAST!'

"I hope you sat me next to someone who wants to hear all about my bathroom renovation."

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"Our dream is to live long enough to see the end of our renovation."

'Job done son, a few corners slightly out of true but the customer will never notice.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Take a seat and I'll get right to the point. We're looking for someone with lots of imagination."

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

"This lovely car has not brought us happiness. You agree, Morris? That is why I am now thinking in terms of having the entire house recarpeted."