Interior Designing Gifts

'My wife grew them from bulbs.'

"My husband wants me to be like Martha Stewart but I told him I don't do impressions."

Woman retrieving many items from a sofa, including a standard lamp.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Use your imagination.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"