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Memory Foam Mattress.

"The goal is to make sure all edges are softer than his head."

After you left for college, we gave the dog your room. Mutts. Sea Wolf. Bark Box.

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Interior design trends for parents....

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Home depot."

Use your imagination.

Painting the Ceiling

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."