Interior Decorator Gifts

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

Woman's varicose veins help with color scheme.

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

Muriel's over-curated life

Eggshell White

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'We did the whole room over in fractals.'

Man attempting to paint a room by exploding paint onto the walls - "Could I see your qualifications again Mr Baker."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Decorator Farming

Wallpapering 4

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"Too bright."

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

"I need another can of this."

'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos