Interior Decorating Gifts

"You know your dog better than I do."

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

The Move.

Woman's varicose veins help with color scheme.

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"All this for getting out when the getting was good."

Muriel's over-curated life

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

'Now to find a cheap sofa to match.'

"Nice. The scent of fear."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'They can't decide what goes where.'

'Is my husband well read? Let me put it this way...if it's not on the refrigerator, he doesn't know about it.'

And it stores easily under your bed...

'Normally we don't have a problem with employees personalizing their cubicles, however...'

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

Decorating with O.C.D.

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Den Furniture

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

'I feel more secure surrounded by things.'