Interior Decorating Gifts

"You know your dog better than I do."

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

The Move.

Woman's varicose veins help with color scheme.

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

Muriel's over-curated life

"All this for getting out when the getting was good."

'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

"You see a chair. I see a seat in the skybox of life."

'Omigod - we forgot to turn off the humidifier!'

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

'I'm tired of the Van Gough. Let's donate it to charity.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'My decorator said I should hang Art on that wall, but I don't think he looks good there!'

The elephant in the room.

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"Let me know when you want the paint stirred, love."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'When we got married, I said I'd move mountains for you...I never said anything about a sofa!'

"We think this new layout will encourage people back to the office."

"What unusual wallpaper!"

"I know it looks a little rough but we're having all the puffy stuff reupholstered this week."

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"Nice. The scent of fear."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Toucan in bird cage.

'Is my husband well read? Let me put it this way...if it's not on the refrigerator, he doesn't know about it.'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"