Interior Redecorating Gifts

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Use your imagination.

Painting the Ceiling

Piranhaclaus

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Happy Easter

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'