Home Redecoration Gifts

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Use your imagination.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Cat Towels

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"Home depot."

'I found the termites!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."