Home Redecoration Pillows

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Let's get organized

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Use your imagination.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

"Home depot."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I found the termites!'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."