Redecorating A Home Gifts

Let's get organized

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Home depot."

Piranhaclaus

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Happy Easter

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Painting the Ceiling