Interior Redecorating Mugs

"Great---their Santa Fe style has leaked into the hallway."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Piranhaclaus

Use your imagination.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Happy Easter

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Labor Day Flowers