Interior Decor Gifts

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Wake up.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

It doesn't pay to own a cuckoo clock and a dog at the same time.

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

Cuckoo clock poops on man's shoulder.

"Gone for a P."

Towels: His, hers and stalker's.

'Mirror, Mirror on the wall - Whatever!'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Bathroom Fairy

"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

'I just couldn't bear to be without Floyd. So I had him stuffed!'

"I'd forgotten what colour that chair was."

A pirate sits in his recliner with his parrot perched on his shoulder on his own miniature recliner.

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"I think it's a Spider Plant bite."

"Side effects include excessive scratching of furniture and increased running around the house for no reason."

Yin and Yang

Grandfather Clock

Fortunately, Mary's chloroformia only flowered once every seven months."

Reason # 23 why a pile of money is better decor than a potted plant: nobody has to water it when you're away.

Office Heater

clown trophies

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"This seafood place is a little too authentic."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

Kit at home

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

Please wipe your belly.

The black cat sat on the mat...absorbing all the heat of the fire.

Climbing into the bathtub

Red in tooth and claw.

Santa Elevator