Interior Decorator Pillows

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Over 50 shades of grey available.

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Woman's varicose veins help with color scheme.

A cat waits by a square mouse hole.

Dr. Reynolds finally realizes what he puts his patients through as he and his wife look at paint swatches.

'Great cabin Leroy, the rug really ties it all in.'

Eggshell White

Muriel's over-curated life

'Man, I wish I could paint like that.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'Not again! Perhaps I should only paint ceilings.' (painted into a corner).

"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).

The corporate merger of Plushy's Carpeting and Sticky's Velcro was not a success.

Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'We did the whole room over in fractals.'

Demand for reclaimed barn wood causes wave of new barn construction.

"I need another can of this."

"Too bright."

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'

Decorator Farming

"I have in mid here, a sweeping panorama of Venice and the beautiful Pont Di Rialto."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

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