Room Decorator Pillows

'You can just go somewhere else for your darts practice!'

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"This is where I live. My parents got the rest of the house."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Use your imagination.

Painting the Ceiling

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"You're welcome."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Too bright."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'