Interior Designers Pillows

'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I love our sunken living room except for all the dead frogs that end up in the bottom of the deep end."

Interior design trends for parents....

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I didn't spark joy."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Second hand furniture.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Use your imagination.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"