Interior Designers Pillows

'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

"I love our sunken living room except for all the dead frogs that end up in the bottom of the deep end."

Interior design trends for parents....

We prefer "kitchen surface installers." not "counter-fitters."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Open-Plan Psychiatry

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."