Interior Design Pillows

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

Extra Large Christmas Tree

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

'...And this is my man cave.'

"Of course, we can do spare and minimalist, but not on your budget."

"We can't agree on a size."

"I want our divorce to have a country farmhouse feeling."

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

Gas Vs. Electric

"Come on in—sorry about the mess, we're just in the middle of not caring anymore."

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

'And this is the sunken living room.'

"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."

'Fine, we'll get an air conditioner.'

"Actually, I don't read much, they're just background for my video calls."

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. You wouldn't understand. It's a Feng Shui thing and it has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"We're still moving in."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'The owners like big Christmas trees.'

"It's in a very, very, very good neighborhood."

Watching TV through window - "You should have measured the doorway first."

'Something in warm, earth tones. I'm sick of white.'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Trouble Ahead