Interior Designer Thoughts Pillows

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I didn't spark joy."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Second hand furniture.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Painting the Ceiling

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Use your imagination.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."