Interior Designer Thoughts Mugs

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Interior design trends for parents....

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"I didn't spark joy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

Use your imagination.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."