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Memory Foam Mattress.

"The goal is to make sure all edges are softer than his head."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Interior design trends for parents....

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I didn't spark joy."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Painting the Ceiling

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Use your imagination.

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You're welcome."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.