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"It's just a lot yellower than we expected."

Unfinished furniture.

The cushions are very soft !

'Look, you stay on your side of the bowl and I'll stay on mine!'

"The Lawsons got new furniture. They're having a 'Help Scratch It Up' party."

"I wish the government would speed up the conversion of this base to civilian use."

"Wall to wall carpet. Shouldn't that be wall to wall to wall to wall carpet?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"We both love Chinese food."

'Just calm down Kitty, dear.'

"Ralph's totally useless as a husband, but he makes a great futon."

"Why did we buy such huge furniture?"

"Oh, yeah, I took your special chair to 'Antique Roadshow.'"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Painting by the numbers for adults

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Use your imagination.

"Home depot."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"You're welcome."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."