Lighthearted Decorator Gifts

Pear Lights

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Yoga classes door.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Shelter Cat Nap

"I love these old decorations!"

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Yard Sale

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Mice Cream

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'I found out how to redecorate the easy way - just call the old wallpaper names and it will come down to slap you!'

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

"I'll bet there's a story there."