Quirky Decorator Gifts

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Man painting over a computer screen.

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'I'm going to turn around count to ten, when I turn back I expect all my undergarments back on the line!'

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

Lady enters restroom and sees ladies room icon.

A flat-pack cow.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Art Darts

"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

"There you go luv, that�s all your spaceship wallpaper up."

Shark disguising himself as a urinal

Crisis Counseling for Odd Socks.

Painting into a corner.

Decorating with O.C.D.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Special Sale On Paintings For Uneven Non-Level Walls and Floors.

"It's plastic wrap so you can put in a window"

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

"KA-CHING!"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'The only parts that don't need replacing are the 'fluffy dice'.'

Cat reads the paper while on the 'toilet'.

'I thought a 'heart-shaped' bed would be romantic.'

"Holiday decorating - done."