Quirky Decorator Pillows

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Before we bought this house and remodeled, this pool was septic tank.'

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Man painting over a computer screen.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'I didn't have time to cut the lawn, so I used your credit card to have it carpeted. Do you like the cool color I picked out?'

'The vet wanted to give him one of those plastic things but I said I have a much nicer lampshade thank you very much.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'I'm going to turn around count to ten, when I turn back I expect all my undergarments back on the line!'

"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

"There you go luv, that�s all your spaceship wallpaper up."

Art Darts

A flat-pack cow.

Lady enters restroom and sees ladies room icon.

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

Goldfish in Armour

'Sox, man, SOX!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Holiday decorating - done."

"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."

Crisis Counseling for Odd Socks.

Telepsychiatry

Flower bed

"KA-CHING!"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

Shark disguising himself as a urinal

Robotic Flower Arranging

'You were supposed to place it in a cool spot, sir.'

'My wife grew them from bulbs.'

"It's plastic wrap so you can put in a window"

Long-legged clown...

"You know very well you're not supposed to beg at the table."

Special Sale On Paintings For Uneven Non-Level Walls and Floors.