Quirky Interior Decorator Pillows

'The doctor buys old magazines and passes the savings on to you.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Bathroom Fairy

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Pinata Trophies

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Rogue elephant

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Frankenstein's Reading Light

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'It's a coffee-book table.'