Quirky Interior Decorators Pillows

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

Duck in a bathtub

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Filet minion

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Still Life With Nordic Track

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Pinata Trophies

Yard Sale

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Hunter in stand in a Christmas tree tied to a car.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Jackson Pollock the Spider

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'