Quirky Interior Decorators Pillows

A bowling ball reading in its living room; hunting trophies with mounted bowling pins are hanging on the wall behind it.

Duck in a bathtub

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Filet minion

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"Can that be right?"

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

Lad to man behind desk: 'I notice your fish is 10 times larger than your picture of me!!'

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."