Quirky Decorators Pillows

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

Sock hell

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Artist Painting his Television.

'It's my feature wall.'

Armchair

'Home-style restaurant ' 'Throw you coat on the bed'

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

'Shop in a bottle.'

Bath with Pair of Stilts

Digital Clocks.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Our house is directly in the migratory path of Canada geese, so we keep the windows open until mid-November.'

Vacuum Cleaner Making 'Grrrrr' Noise

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Don't just stand there - he's stolen a leg off the sofa!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

No caption. (Yard in front of igloos is decorated with plastic penguins.)

Tree piercings.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Filet minion

Cake Free Zone

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

Bathroom Fairy

The Hammer

Pinata Trophies