Quirky Decorators Pillows

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

Birdhouse has satellite dish on its roof.

"Should I fix it or should I call it a water feature?"

Artist Painting his Television.

'It's my feature wall.'

Armchair

'Home-style restaurant ' 'Throw you coat on the bed'

Christmas with the Sock Puppets

'Shop in a bottle.'

Bath with Pair of Stilts

Digital Clocks.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Vacuum Cleaner Making 'Grrrrr' Noise

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Don't just stand there - he's stolen a leg off the sofa!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Tree piercings.

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Cake Free Zone

Filet minion

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Hammer

"Can that be right?"

Bathroom Fairy

Yard Sale

Pinata Trophies

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'