Quirky Decor Admirers Pillows

"Hey wait a second! Aren't we standing too close together?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Cake Free Zone

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

Missing sock

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Artist Painting his Television.

The Ugly Plant

Red in tooth and claw.

"She always gets the upper bunk."

"Butt cracker"

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf