Quirky Decor Lovers Pillows

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

Do Not Touch

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Carnations.

Missing sock

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Artist Painting his Television.

The Ugly Plant

Red in tooth and claw.

"Butt cracker"

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks