Quirky Decor Lovers Pillows

'We found it washed up on the beach and thought it would make a nice water feature.'

Sock Dating.

"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

Do Not Touch

You've been playing around with that bug light again, haven't you?

'Books-medals-statues, complete skeleton of St. Pretorius'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

His & hers towels.

Rogue elephant

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

Missing sock

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Artist Painting his Television.

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse