Quirky Decor Enthusiast Pillows

Woman's varicose veins help with color scheme.

Toilet Paper Crisis.

'Normally we don't have a problem with employees personalizing their cubicles, however...'

'As you can see, the place has a certain Cold War Era charm.'

Have you seen this toaster?

Turkey hiding in snowman wonders if Thanksgiving is over.

Lemming Suicide Hotline.

'Is that an original feature?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Chicken of the Woods

Spaceman with a vacuum cleaner in space

101 uses of a dead cat: record player

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

Antiques: Large Selection of Telephone Wires.

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?"

Piano Sink

On and Off Mouse Trap

"Judging by the survival gear, fishing pole and grill, I'm guessing he's an outdoor cat."

Fighting Coronavirus

Rainbow

"I trust everything is to your satisfaction, sir."

Rogue elephant

"Butt cracker"

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

Uneven room.

"I just don't feel cutout to be here."

Inevitably, just chasing cars was no longer enough for Trevor.

'Uh, nich tchotchkes, sir.'

'I took all of my worldly possessions to our local scrapyard, and they compacted everything into a single one-cubic yard, very low-maintenance plant stand... you should see what it does when I plug it in!'

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

Carnations.

'Hello, Trompe L'Oeils-R-Us, Croydon office...'

Dog water fountain.

The Big Wheel.