Quirky Decor Lover Pillows

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

Wake up.

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

Cross-stitched land survey.

Burping Toilet

Surgeon using brown tape to close up a wound.

Norman Boring was very proud of his operation scar

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Christmas Curling

Cow with meat diagrams - tree with furniture diagrams.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Rabbit, the founder of Acme Garden Fences Inc

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Goodness, no! It's for an exhibit at the art gallery down the street.'

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

101 uses of a dead cat: chariot wheels.

Man pouring himself wine notices a hand with a glass, waiting to be topped up, coming from the chimney.

Alcoholic Cat.

Backwards mirror.

Gateway to Heaven for goldfish.

Duck has human t-shirts on wall.

'YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY!'

Missing sock

Codpiece Stand

Covid Scarecrow

Danger shag carpet

"Remind me again what it was about this couch that spoke to you."

"That doesn't look good."

"This is really a hospital with a touch of class. They collect urine samples in champagne glasses."

Home Improvement Section...

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

"The neighbors are complaining about foot odor..."

Bathroom Fairy