Quirky Decor Appreciator Pillows

Alcoholic Garden.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Cake Free Zone

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Bathroom Fairy

Teapot

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

Rogue elephant

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Carnations.

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

"How?"

Missing sock

The Ugly Plant

Red in tooth and claw.

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"She always gets the upper bunk."