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Alcoholic Garden.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Teapot

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Snow globe

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

"How?"

Red in tooth and claw.

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

"Butt cracker"

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

The Ugly Plant

Android with a computer print out as a scarf