Quirky Home Decor Appreciator Pillows

The Sombrero Satellite System.

"Yeah, you're right: judging by the doormat, it's a millipede's house..."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Emergency Hipster Beard

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Rogue elephant

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

His & hers towels.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

'I wasn't to know it's a live shell officer, we've been using it as a door-stop for years!'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

'I told you I didn't want to talk about it!'

Superintendent

Missing sock

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Carnations.

"How?"

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Uses for Deactivated Missiles: Objects d'Art

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Red in tooth and claw.