Quirky Home Decor Admirer Pillows

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Buyer's remorse: "The tallboy"

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Cake Free Zone

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

His & hers towels.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Carnations.

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

Missing sock

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

"How?"

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

"A nutcracker!! Hey...this thing looks used."

Red in tooth and claw.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

The Ugly Plant

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Butt cracker"

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room