Quirky Home Decor Admirer Prints

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Buyer's remorse: "The tallboy"

Cake Free Zone

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

His & hers towels.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Rogue elephant

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

Snow globe

Carnations.

Missing sock

"How?"

'Don't say it! You're going to ask me if I notice anything different in here.'

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Sightings reported to Americans for Decency

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Red in tooth and claw.

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'

The Arcimboldo Arrangement

The Ugly Plant

"Butt cracker"

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

"She always gets the upper bunk."

Android with a computer print out as a scarf

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Table Tennis ball-boys